|139||Guy Ritchie||Giancarlo Fiorentini, Jon Grimm||May 4, 2009|
|138||Maze||May 1, 2009|
|137||Yawn of the Dead||Giancarlo Fiorentini, Jon Grimm||April 27, 2009|
|During an unsuccessful meeting, Dan starts "infecting" Jake, Amir and Jeff with yawning (see contagiousness of yawning). Despite some resistance, Streeter also falls under the influence, and Patrick has to shoot them with a gun, a la Dawn of the Dead. Relieved Sarah walks away with Patrick, who surreptiously turns around and yawns sinisterly, a la Thriller. The episode closes with CH Staffs performing the zombie dance sequence from Thriller.|
|136||Cargo Party||April 24, 2009|
|135||Gale Beggy 2||Giancarlo Fiorentini, Jon Grimm||Josh Ruben||April 20, 2009|
| "CollegeHumor's Director of Technology is back... from the future."
Gale Beggy presents new office equipments at the staff meeting. After failing to use lamp to initiate conference call with Josh Abramson and start up a projector with his vocal command, Gale tells the staff that they will be getting new "seat-couches" (office chairs), "power boxers" (monitors), "k-pads" (phones) ...and schematics for plasma cannon. Gale inadvertently tells the staff that plasma cannons are for fighting alien robot apocalypse that starts... tomorrow. In an ensuing chaos, Gale tries to get the schematic out from a MacBook, presumably the only location of the schematic, and everyone jumps up to take the laptop away from Gale.
|134||Vacation Day||Jon Grimm, Giancarlo Fiorentini||April 17, 2009|
|Jeff takes a vacation day, and comes into the office with a Hawaiian shirt, a boombox, a Corona, and an obnoxious behavior. The next day, Jeff takes a sick day, throwing up in the office.|
|133||Witch Hunt||April 13, 2009|
|132||Introspective Jake||April 10, 2009|
|Dan's cousin, Anastasia Gurewitch, visits the office. After Kevin and Patrick make fools of themselves, Jake demonstrates his method of attracting the ladies: by being introspective ("ever think about fate?"). It works, and astonished Kevin and Patrick try to be introspective themselves, only to make out themselves. Jake is thwarted by Jeff, who lures Anastasia away with football (which he promptly throws away as he walks with Anastasia). The episode closes with Kevin and Patrick continuing to making out.|
|131||Dilly Dally||Wesley Lorenzini||April 8, 2009|
|130||Daughter||April 3, 2009|
|129||Man Baby||March 31, 2009|
|Sarah's overgrown baby nephew, played by Streeter, comes into the office for a day and wreaks havoc.|
|Bully||Jon Grimm, Giancarlo Fiorentini||March 25, 2009|
| Streeter turns into a stereotypical bully after Sarah starts playing Disturbed on her iTunes. After bullying Ricky (lunch money), Dan (wedgies), Amir (toilet dunking) and Sarah ("lesbian!"), Jake "stands up" (also stereotypically) to him to turn him back to normal.
This clip was first shown on Sarah's New Boyfriend. Hardly Working version is slightly different - with different music by Disturbed, and Streeter saying "lesbo" instead of "lesbian" at the end.
|Airplane||Jon Grimm, Giancarlo Fiorentini||March 18, 2009|
|Sarah's Birthday||February 6, 2009|
| Patrick, Dan, Sam, Jake and Amir throws a surprise birthday party for Sarah, but all forget the words to Happy Birthday (the actual song not used presumably due to copyright to the song) (Dan tries "you bubble butt slut, it's your motherfucking birthday, motherfucking birthday"). Sarah storms out after the group sings their own song, complete with Dan's high-pitched vocal. The group decides that singing the song, again, in front of everyone at the office, would make her feel better. The episode closes with everyone liking the 'birthday song', and Sarah fuming in her party hat.
This clip opens The Morning After.
|You'll Never Guess||March 25, 2008|